Spring Quotes from Television

Without intending to do so, I've managed to collect a few quotes from different celebrities recently.  When I like a quote, I immediately write it in a notebook beside my bed.  Well, this spring has been especially entertaining, so I have a few to share:

"I believe in ghosts and bad luck.  I'm Italian."  Lady Gaga

"As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better."  Steve Martin

"I expose people to magic.  That's how I roll."  Charlie Sheen

Did you think you could have a "greatest quotes" section without Charlie Sheen?  I think not!  Celebrities are always entertaining, so I thought I would share these quotes to keep you entertained as well.

My Great Reality Show / Two and a Half Men Idea

News just in!  Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.  So that leaves us with the question: who will replace him?  I have the perfect idea!

CBS should start a new reality show called, "Who Wants to Replace Charlie Sheen?"  They can go from city to city auditioning Charlie wannabes.  Even better, there could be 3 judges just like in American Idol.  My vote for judges would be Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell, and Jon Cryer (since he'd be working with the replacement).  It would be the perfect way to cash in on a bad situation!

Seriously, if anyone is reading this blog from CBS, people would watch this show!  It's a win-win situation.  You would get 2 hit shows out of the deal.  Who wouldn't watch Two and a Half Men after a reality show like that?  I don't even watch the show now, but I would start watching it after finding a replacement like that.  Give it a chance, CBS!