I have to admit it, as much as I will make fun of reality TV, I sit there and watch it just like anyone else. I watch reality shows all the time. Usually the worst shows are the most entertaining to watch.
Since I watch these shows all the time, I thought it would be fun to create a "How to" guide on Hubpages about becoming a reality show star. Now, obviously I am not a reality show star or I would not have time to constantly write blog posts and write articles. I just thought it would be funny.
Enjoy! How to Become a Reality Show Star in 10 Easy Steps
Well, no wedding bells were ringing for me. Not only did I have no intention of watching the wedding, I just realized I missed it. I've seen some of the photos on the internet, so now I know that: A) it occured, and B) I sure did not see any of it.
I've always said I've never liked weddings. I guess this is proof. No weddings for me royal or otherwise - even if I could have watched it without even leaving the couch.
I love Easter candy. It is the best candy. I am not just saying it is the best of all the holiday candy. Oh no. It is the best candy of all candy. I love it all: Cadbury Eggs, Marshmallow Peeps, Maple Eggs, and on and on...
Sadly, I have gained a few pounds. I can't stop eating! It is just so delicious! Who can say no to something so wonderful? No one! I guess I will be going back on the diet in May, but for now, Easter candy here I come!
To read more about me and my love of Easter candy, you can visit http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Best-Candy-is-Easter-Candy
Much to my disappointment, it appears my favorite show on Syfy Channel, Destination Truth, aired its season finale last night. I hope I am getting incorrect information from the Destination Truth fan page on Facebook, but it sounds like I have to live Destination Truth-free for a while again. What is up with these extremely short seasons on Syfy Channel? First they give us the weird "syfy" spelling and now this?
If you would like to learn more about Destination Truth, please feel free to visit my Destination Trust page on Hubpages: http://hubpages.com/hub/DestinationTruthReturnstoSyFyChannel
I am going to be real with you - I am not one to put down celebrities. I don't know them personally, and I am sure some celebrities are the nicest people you'd ever want to meet. I am sure the Kardashians are just a barrel of fun and wonderful people. But...
Why is there now a FOURTH show about the Kardashians on E Channel? So OK, the first show was kind of fun. I watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I am sure plenty of people did or it would not have had the ratings to stay on the air. Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami - OK, I can tolerate that. Then there was Kourtney and Kim Take New York. By this time, I was all Kardashianed out. Now, we have Khloe & Lamar. Really? Did we need this too? Come on, Khloe!
Remember what happened when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey had their own reality show about their new marriage? We know how that ended. Don't we as a society deserve a little bit of a Kardashian break? You know absence makes the heart grow fonder. Let's test that theory, even if only for a little while.
Every now and then, you just have to get off the couch to see a movie. Since Insidious was supposed to be the scariest thing ever, I decided to go. I love scary movies, but never find them scary. This movie was actually scary. It features a number of disturbing and unsettling images. Here is my breakdown of the movie in minutes:
First 15 minutes: Boring and starting to question why you showed up moments.
Next 45 minutes: Pee your pants scary.
Last 45 minutes: Ridiculous nonsense, yet disturbing.
If you like horror movies, you should see this movie. If you want to lose sleep at night, you should see this movie. If you want to read my article about losing sleep over Insidious, you can read it at: http://hubpages.com/hub/Insidious-is-Making-Me-Lose-Sleep
