Some people tend to think MTV's Jersey Shore has nothing useful to offer its viewers, but I beg to differ. I have learned so many wonderful new facts from watching Jersey Shore. I am ever so grateful Jersey Shore returned to MTV last Thursday. I am sure there is much more to learn!
I now know the meaning of the terms GTL, grenades, gorilla juicehead, and smushing. I also understand the importance of a good tan. I realize it is better to be orange than pale.
Aside from those educational moments, I've also learned some new dance moves, such as the Jersey Turnpike and fist pumping. I know how to have a great dance battle. I also know how to dress (or not dress) when going to the clubs.
As if all of that was not enough, I've even learned some awesome fight moves. I am ready to defend myself at a moment's notice now.
Thanks, Jersey Shore! You've made my life better in so many ways!
For even more life lessons from Jersey Shore, check out:
What I've Learned From Watching MTV's Jersey Shore
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